I can’t believe David Lynch is a real person.
it’s funny and i enjoy all the posts about The Skeleton War…but it makes me confused
are we for or against the skeletons?
and they are fighting the fuccbois? the fuckboys?
how did all this start?
HOW IS IT A THING?
- Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
- Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this
- Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!
- Slytherin: Good. More for me.
Battle of Helm’s Deep
Lord of the Nazgûl, Lord of Minas Morgul
- Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
- Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
- Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
- Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
- Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
- Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
- Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
- Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
- Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
- Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
- Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
- Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
- Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
- Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
- Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
- Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
- Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?